Jennifer. 16. Canada. A blog filled with anything and everything I like.
sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.